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My friend told me, that this beverage is supposed to be a very American experience, so I tried to finish my transformation into a true American on this 4th of July. Immediately regretted my decision. It’s absolutely horrible. Send help.

anicegoodboy:I know you didn’t think it would be like this baby. I didn’t either, honestly. But I just realised one day that I don’t really need you inside me, that’s all. It’s not personal. I just don’t really want to have sex with you is

listen palsI just want to make it ABSOLUTELY CLEAR that I have no affiliation with and tweeters that use my characters like this, so please don’t get scammed into them or anything okayI had one person who thought they bought one of my characters once,

elionking: weavemama: shoutout to the person who cared enough to save the burrito bird bois from a major hurricane They trash talking in this pic. One of them just said “you better be gladd i’m wrapped up like this. Soon as they let me out you a

harmonicstupidity: gnarlygnat: one time at a wax museum i thought one of the tour guides was a wax person cuz they were just standing there not moving so i go up to them like “who the fuck is this supposed to be” then they just looked at me and laughed

gnarlygnat: one time at a wax museum i thought one of the tour guides was a wax person cuz they were just standing there not moving so i go up to them like “who the fuck is this supposed to be” then they just looked at me and laughed

cantabilechaos: Being a kid was so fucking funny we’d just go around lying to each other’s faces constantly to impress each other one of my classmates told me he was the first person to visit the sun and when I asked him what it was like to prove

fatwink: i hate being the one to text first even when it’s just sexting like i will not start conversations ever

Backhanded comments? Are we for real? Thought we were supposed to be supportive…

steppingoncellphones: Finals: a form of cruel and unusual punishment. In case anyone here’s curious about my face. Picture is a few months old but obviously it had to be this one since my hair looks so much like sex hair.

00-13: lmao i dislike children with a fiery passion, but if one wants to talk to me or w/e im nice to it. its a child. it is completely dependent on its parent, and doesn’t know better. It’s not it’s fault that it’s shitty. and kids usually

okay so today in government class we were talking about Ferguson and as the only POC in the class, I was taking the more unpopular side of the debate and saying that racist bias was a huge factor in how the case was mishandled and some kid looked me dead

I think I just lost everything that made me happy. I know sorry isn’t gonna fix anything…. The reason we fight almost every time is because I want you back. I want to be happy I want to mean something again. I feel like I’m just a ghost. That might

mosscosmos:okay fuck ALL personality type indicators u know of just forget them right now I have a new one for u and it’s really goodreblog and put IN THE TAGS!!!!! what ur costume was on ur first halloween (or like,, the first one u had a costume for)

my dogs sometimes run interference for each other. Like, one will distract me while the other one does something they know they’re not supposed to be doing. So, like, if one of them comes up to me randomly and tries to block my way or sit on me and

I’m… ok, I’m going to share something here, probably oversharing and probably something I’m gonna regret talking about. But I feel like, I dunno, maybe it will help folks understand me better? I dunno, I’m very stressed out right now (just,

Oh whoa in one week (August 9th) I’m gonna be three whole decades old

artemispanthar: artemispanthar: me: *tries to focus on one thing, any one thing, for like five minutes* my brain: this has been hashtag Big Mood for me all week I should just pin this post with how often it ends up being the case

Only one person has unfollowed me, and I had to verbally abuse and harass them to do so. Keep in mind that they didn’t really do anything wrong, I just felt like being hurtful and they were a prime target. Really, all of you are.

people shushing other people is probably the most annoying fucking thing in the world. shut the fuck up. sit down. take a nap.

i’m gonna fucking punch my english teacher one day istg.

on one hand i want to be spoiled but on the other hand i want to spoil someone

so i looked up the english lyrics for twinkle bell’s just one kiss and The dark shadows of the moonlit night stretched out like a beast’s clawsLightly scratching at me with dripping desire,and left me softly suspended in a blur…Anixous,

i keep losing and gaining followers so i’ve just been stuck between this never ending cycle of 3552-3553 followers for the past 3 weeks wtf i feel like i’m being trolled or sth

i was being chased around by this harambe only to walk right into high noon o(-(

let it be known i opened 103 loots and only got 1 genji skin

whisperwhatyourheartdesires: I took so many like holy shit. If you guys want a personal one just message me because I have PLENTY to spare. Something about being high just makes me love myself lol. I had so much fun with this. I thought about editing

elkian: knellofarciel: technically aren’t the people in fandoms that like intensely adore a villainous character and jump straight to another one when they appear also minions by definition next time can you just come kill me in person it would be kinder

Even if you were to read my post now, nothing will ever change to before. You will still be the person who tells me they love me one day, and act like nothing happened the next. Don’t worry it didn’t hurt me as much as the first time, just this time

I don’t like feeling like I’m a burden, or less than other people. It’s something that I have to accept. I’m just finding it very hard to come to terms with my disease and the toll it puts on my loved ones. Being in a state that doesn’t see

cassianandor:person: are you ok?me: yeah i just think marcia lucas, george lucas ex-wife, should be more praised in the star wars fandom cause she literally saved the franchise in the 70′s. marcia was the one who had all the good ideas (like killing

chibird: Here’s a little personal penguin trainer to motivate you to stay healthy (or start today)! It’s not my usual kind of drawing, but if it can inspire just one person to start being more active like taking a walk, it’s well worth it for me.

elkian: knellofarciel: technically aren’t the people in fandoms that like intensely adore a villainous character and jump straight to another one when they appear also minions by definition next time can you just come kill me in person it would be kinder

elkian: knellofarciel: technically aren’t the people in fandoms that like intensely adore a villainous character and jump straight to another one when they appear also minions by definition next time can you just come kill me in person it would be

gnarlygnat: one time at a wax museum i thought one of the tour guides was a wax person cuz they were just standing there not moving so i go up to them like “who the fuck is this supposed to be” then they just looked at me and laughed

cantabilechaos:Being a kid was so fucking funny we’d just go around lying to each other’s faces constantly to impress each other one of my classmates told me he was the first person to visit the sun and when I asked him what it was like to prove he

Me, a known hypochondriac who refuses to use any restroom in the house aside from their own: hey guys I’ll be back in a sec My sister: you’re just making up excuses to not use the bathroom downstairs Me, internally: one of these days my hatred

It’s hard to be on your own all the time it’s like you have no one to be there for you no one to Push you to do your best. I wish I had Someone to tell me you can do this! But it’s just me, by myself all alone.

I wish I could have a relationship with a guy. Where it’s one sided, I put everything into it, even friendships and I get nothing out of it. And I just feel like its time to be with someone who wants me for me. And appreciates all that I do. I want

curvymermaid27: bubblegumpopprincess: it really confuses me how most people think it’s only possible to be in a relationship with one person at the same time. like no one expects you to just have one friend or just drink one beverage or whatever and

I want to fight all car salesmen. I have only ever met one who wasnt a douche. most of them just briefly speak to me while darfin is looking at cars and make remarks like ‘oh you gonna let her drive this?’ ‘oh I would be careful giving it to her’

so more people I know irl are asking for my snapchat/adding me so the snapchat I have now (bunnbae) might have less nsfw things and I might make another one just for that kind of stuff. so be warned my snapchat won’t be as nakey anymore but there

gnarly-gnat: one time at a wax museum i thought one of the tour guides was a wax person cuz they were just standing there not moving so i go up to them like “who the fuck is this supposed to be” then they just looked at me and laughed

i feel like i’ve been deeply betrayed by someone who i thought was one of my close friends. i’m hurt, i’m angry, and i am completely mortified. i’m really hoping that i’ve just misunderstood some things and that he hasn’t just utterly backstabbed

a reason why i always keep art trades / collabs closed ((despite me just always being busy)) is that every single time that i agree to do one with an artist, i always end up doing my part and the person does NADA and i feel like crap it also affects

i think part of the reason why i like the idea of being a little is that one, i already kind of act that way sometimes. my ex used to get really irritated with me when i did. and two…just the idea of being someone who someone else takes care of

When I leave my laptop unlocked my brother likes to leave me pictures of my stepbrother & himself being complete jackasses. He says he’s giving me desktop gold & I should be thankful. He works so hard on being a goof just so that one day

Oh my god. First one crazy gets the same haircut as me, then another gets a chain just like mine. IF YOU PEOPLE HATE ME SO MUCH WHY ARE YOU SO GOT'DAMN OBSESSED WITH ME.

I just really can’t wait to be at Buku and be surrounded by all the beautiful vibes and beautiful people cause no one really understands the feelings music brings me or the happiness I get sharing it with the people I love like it’s SO AMAZING

cantabilechaos:Being a kid was so fucking funny we’d just go around lying to each other’s faces constantly to impress each other one of my classmates told me he was the first person to visit the sun and when I asked him what it was like to prove he

Being hospitalised is okay I guess. Nowa days one can have a phone on the ward. So that’s an improvement from last time. Food is shit but what can be expected really? I just don’t understand why they want me living. It’s not like they

Startig the day edging for hours like the needy slut I am is one of the best feelings. it doesn’t matter how much I do it cumming just never will be something for me to experience.

gnarly-gnat: one time at a wax museum i thought one of the tour guides was a wax person cuz they were just standing there not moving so i go up to them like “who the fuck is this supposed to be” then they just looked at me and laughed

poesfinns: person: are you ok?me: yeah i just think marcia lucas, george lucas ex-wife, should be more praised in the star wars fandom cause she literally saved the franchise in the 70′s. marcia was the one who had all the good ideas (like killing

silly-slacker-person:rainbowkittenism:mortuarybees:wow almost like everyone saw this coming and it was grossly irresponsible to get rid of the recommendation in the first place

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